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ostastonishingthings;and
allthetithatcloostkilledthepeoplethe
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asahthefunniestthingsabodyeversaid;andhowheeveruldthinkofsonyoftheandsosuddenandsopat,iuldntnoinayear
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ladiesanditted
”there,”sayshe,”ifthatlinedontfetchtheidontknowarkansaw”chapterxxiii
andthekingit,riggingupastageanda
curtainandarolights;andthatnightthehousewasjaullofninnotiore,the
dukehequittendingdoorandeontothe
stageandstoodupbeforethecurtainanddealittlespeech,andpraisedupthistragedy,andsaiditostthrillingestohateveronabraggingaboutthetragedy,andaboutedndkeantheelder,ainprincipalpartinit;
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